keywords[linux]="msg \"$chan\" \"Linux is $(shuf -n1 -e awesome God great wonderful)!\""
keywords[chicken]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, I'm gonna grab me $(shuf -n1 -e "a case of beer""a weed eater""a 5 gallon jug of vaseline") and a $(shuf -n1 -e dead frozen live young) chicken, and $(shuf -n1 -e "have fun""make chicks""lay it like an egg""put my beak where it don't belong") ALL NIGHT LONG!!!\""