keywords[chicken]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, I'm gonna grab me $(shuf -n1 -e "a case of beer""a weed eater""a 5 gallon jug of vaseline") and a $(shuf -n1 -e dead frozen live young) chicken, and $(shuf -n1 -e "have fun""make chicks""lay it like an egg") ALL NIGHT LONG!!!\""
keywords[dragonforce]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who: I love DragonForce!!!\""