New additions to stormbot.
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# the variable $who contains the nick that caused the trigger.
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declare -A keywords
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keywords[linux]="msg \"$chan\" \"Linux is $(shuf -n1 -e awesome God great lovely fantastic amazing wonderful)!\""
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keywords[windows]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e "Apple got all pissed off because I farted in their store. It's not my falt they don't have Windows..." "Windows is dumb!" "Did you know that Micro Soft is Linda's pet name for Bill Gates?" "A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without the mustard." "Windows is stupid")!\""
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keywords[windows]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e "Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with Windows!" "Apple got all pissed off because I farted in their store. It's not my falt they don't have Windows..." "Windows is dumb!" "Did you know that Micro Soft is Linda's pet name for Bill Gates?" "A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without the mustard." "Windows is stupid")!\""
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keywords[emacs]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
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keywords[emacspeak]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
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keywords[nano]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
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