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advice=(
'If love hurts, move slightly to the left.'
'When in doubt, mumble.'
'If love hurts, it may be the wrong hole.'
'If your girlfriend or spouce starts smoking, slow down a bit, and try a lubricant.'
'Never sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweatty stuff.'
'Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.'
'Friends are like butt cheeks, when shit separates them they always come back together.'
"There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't"
"Never judge a man 'til you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he turns out to be an ass hole you have his shoes and are a mile away.")
msg "$2" "$1: $(shuf -n1 -e "${advice[@]}")"