38 lines
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38 lines
2.4 KiB
Bash
Executable File
[ -f functions.sh ] && source functions.sh
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who="$1"
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shift
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chan="$1"
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shift
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# each word is stored in an associative array, with the actions to be taken as the array's contents.
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# the variable $chan contains the channel that caused the trigger.
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# the variable $who contains the nick that caused the trigger.
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declare -A keywords
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keywords[linux]="msg \"$chan\" \"Linux is $(shuf -n1 -e awesome God great lovely fantastic amazing wonderful)!\""
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keywords[windows]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e "Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with Windows!" "Apple got all pissed off because I farted in their store. It's not my falt they don't have Windows..." "Windows is dumb!"
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"Did you know that Micro Soft is Linda's pet name for Bill Gates?" "A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without the mustard." "Windows is stupid" "In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?" "Windows, plug and pray." "Windows - Just another pain in the glass." "Windows, it's not pretty, it's not ugly, but it's pretty ugly.")!\""
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keywords[emacs]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
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keywords[emacspeak]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
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keywords[nano]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
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keywords[gedit]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
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keywords[pluma]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
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keywords[sbl]="msg \"$chan\" \"Oh yeah! Let's all use SBL, a CLI reader that doesn't compile or work! That's a great idea! Or, here's an idea... USE FENRIR DUMB ASS!\""
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keywords[chicken]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, I'm gonna grab me $(shuf -n1 -e "a case of beer" "a weed eater" "a 5 gallon jug of vaseline" "a can of wd40") and a $(shuf -n1 -e dead frozen live young) chicken, and $(shuf -n1 -e "have fun" "make chicks" "lay it like an egg" "put my beak where it don't belong") ALL NIGHT LONG!!!\""
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keywords[dragonforce]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who: I love DragonForce!!!\""
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wordList="$(echo "${@,,}" | tr '[:space:]' $'\n' | sort -u)"
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for w in ${wordList//[[:punct:]]/} ; do
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if [[ -n "${keywords[${w,,}]}" && "$lastWordMatch" != "${keywords[${w,,}]}" ]]; then
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eval ${keywords[${w,,}]}
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lastWordMatch="${keywords[${w,,}]}"
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fi
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done
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# Example of dealing with multi word triggers.
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# Reset wordList without sorting it and with spaces removed.
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wordList="$(echo "${@,,}" | tr -d '[:space:]')"
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if [[ "$wordList" =~ .*nowplaying:.*-.* ]]; then
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act "$chan" "$(shuf -n1 -e "cranks the volume up to 11" "got soooo high at that show" "boogies down to the sound of the band")!"
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fi
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