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14 lines
878 B
Bash
Executable File
[ -f functions.sh ] && source functions.sh
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agent="$(shuf -e -n1 'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.7; rv:7.0.1) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/7.0.1' 'Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.9.1.9) Gecko/20100508 SeaMonkey/2.0.4' 'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 6.0; en-US)' 'Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; Intel Mac OS X 10_6_7; da-dk) AppleWebKit/533.21.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.5 Safari')"
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unset joke
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curl="$(command -v torify) "
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curl="${curl}$(command -v curl)"
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curl="${curl//# /}"
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while [ -z "$joke" ]; do
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joke="$($curl -s -A "$agent" 'http://www.ajokeaday.com/jokes/random' | grep -A 9 ' data-description="' | grep -B 9 ' data-share-description="' | sed -e ' / data-share-description="/d' -e 's/^ *data-description="//' -e '/^"/d' -e 's/"/"/g' -e "s/'/'/g" | tr "[:space:]" " ")"
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done
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joke="${joke/\"\"/\"}"
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msg "$2" "$joke"
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exit 0
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