Rewrites, it now uses 100% bash instead of sneaking some perl stuff in. Calling the bot by name is broken atm though.

bot.cfg

@@ -2,6 +2,8 @@
 channel=(
   "a11y"
 )
+# The date format for log entries. man date for details.
+dateFormat='%B %d, %I:%m%P'
 # Greet people who enter the channel? (true/false)
 # Configure greetings in triggers/greet/greet.sh
 greet=true

bot.sh

@@ -6,102 +6,106 @@ input=".botinput"
 
 close_bot()
 {
-  echo -en ":QUIT :$quitMessage\r\n" >> "$input"
+  echo -en "QUIT :$quitMessage\r\n" >> "$input"
   rm "$input"
   exit 0
 }
 
 trap close_bot EXIT $?
 
-echo "Starting session: $(date "+[%y:%m:%d %T]")" | tee  $log 
+echo "Session started $(date "+%I:%M%p%n    %A, %B %d, %Y")" | tee "$log" 
-echo "NICK $nick" > $input 
+echo "NICK $nick" | tee "$input"
-echo "USER $user" >> $input
+echo "USER $user" | tee -a "$input"
 for c in ${channel[@]} ; do
-  echo "JOIN #$c" | tee -a $input
+  echo "JOIN #$c" | tee -a "$input"
+  sleep 0.5
 done
 
-tail -f $input | telnet $server $port | while read res
+tail -f "$input" | telnet "$server" "$port" | while read result
 do
   # log the session
-  echo "$(date "+[%y:%m:%d %T]")$res" | tee -a $log
+  echo "$(date "+[$dateFormat]") $result" | tee -a "$log"
   # do things when you see output
-  case "$res" in
+  case "$result" in
     # respond to ping requests from the server
     PING*)
-      echo "$res" | sed "s/I/O/" >> $input 
+      echo "$result" | tee -a "$log"
+      echo "${result/I/O}" | tee -a "$input"
     ;;
     # for pings on nick/user
     *"You have not"*)
-      echo "JOIN #$channel" >> $input
+      echo "JOIN #$channel" | tee -a "$input"
     ;;
     # run when someone joins
     *"JOIN :#"*)
-      who=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/:(.*)\!.*@.*/\1/")
+      who="${result%%!*}"
-      chan="$(echo "$res" | cut -d '#' -f2)"
+      who="${who:1}"
-      chan="#$chan"
+      from="${result#*#}"
+      from="#$from"
       if [ "$who" = "$nick" ]; then
        continue 
       fi
-      echo "MODE #$channel +o $who" >> $input
+      echo "MODE #$channel +o $who" | tee -a "$input"
       if [ "${greet^^}" = "TRUE" ]; then
-        ./triggers/greet/greet.sh $who $chan
+        ./triggers/greet/greet.sh "$who" "$from"
       fi
     ;;
     # run when someone leaves
     *"PART #"*)
-      who=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/:(.*)\!.*@.*/\1/")
+      who="${result%%!*}"
-      chan="$(echo "$res" | cut -d '#' -f2)"
+      who="${who:1}"
-      chan="#$chan"
+      from="${result#*#}"
+      from="#$from"
       if [ "$who" = "$nick" ]; then
        continue 
       fi
-      echo "MODE #$channel +o $who" >> $input
       if [ "${leave^^}" = "TRUE" ]; then
-        ./triggers/bye/bye.sh $who $chan
+        ./triggers/bye/bye.sh "$who" "$from"
       fi
     ;;
     # run when a message is seen
     *PRIVMSG*)
-      echo "$res"
+      echo "$result" | tee -a "$log"
-      who=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/:(.*)\!.*@.*/\1/")
+      who="${result%%!*}"
-      from=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/.*PRIVMSG (.*[#]?([a-zA-Z]|\-)*) :.*/\1/")
+      who="${who:1}"
-      # This looks to be the spot where triggers should be called
+      from="${result#*#}"
+      from="#${from%% *}"
+      # Trigger stuff happens here.
       # Call link trigger if msg contains a link:
-      if [[ "$res" =~ .*http://|https://|www\..* ]]; then
+      if [[ "$result" =~ .*http://|https://|www\..* ]]; then
-        ./triggers/link/link.sh "$who" "$from" "$res"
+        ./triggers/link/link.sh "$who" "$from" "$result"
       # Although this calls modules, it triggers on text other than the bot's nick
-      elif [[ "$res" =~ ^.*PRIVMSG.*:[[:punct:]].* ]]; then
+      elif [[ "$result" =~ ^.*PRIVMSG.*:[[:punct:]].* ]]; then
-        com="${res#*:[[:punct:]]}"
+        command="${result#*:[[:punct:]]}"
-        com="${com//# /}"
+        command="${command//# /}"
-        will="${com#* }"
+        will="${command#* }"
-        com="${com%% *}"
+        command="${command%% *}"
-      if [ -z "$(ls modules/ | grep -i -- "$com")" ] || [ -z "$com" ]; then
+      if [ -z "$(ls modules/ | grep -i -- "$command")" ] || [ -z "$command" ]; then
         continue
       fi
-      ./modules/${com% *}/${com% *}.sh "$who" "$from" "$will"
+      ./modules/${command% *}/${command% *}.sh "$who" "$from" "$will"
       else
-      ./triggers/keywords/keywords.sh "$who" "$from" "$res"
+      ./triggers/keywords/keywords.sh "$who" "$from" "$result"
       fi
       # "#" would mean it's a channel
       if [ "$(echo "$from" | grep '#')" ]; then
-        test "$(echo "$res" | grep ":$nick:")" || continue
+        test "$(echo "$result" | grep ":$nick:")" || continue
-        will=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/.*:$nick:(.*)/\1/")
+        will="${result#*"${nick}":}"
       else
-        will=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/.*$nick :(.*)/\1/")
+        will="${result#*"${nick}" :}"
         from=$who
       fi
-      will=$(echo "$will" | perl -pe "s/^ +//")
+      will="${will//# /}"
-      com=$(echo "$will" | cut -d " " -f1)
+      command="${will%% *}"
+      will="${will#* }"
       if [ -z "$(ls modules/ | grep -i -- "$com")" ] || [ -z "$com" ]; then
         ./modules/help/help.sh "$who" "$from"
         continue
       fi
-      ./modules/$com/$com.sh $who $from $(echo "$will" | cut -d " " -f2-99)
+      ./modules/$command/$command.sh "$who" "$from" "$will"
     ;;
     *)
-      chan="$(echo "$res" | cut -d '#' -f2)"
+      echo "$result" | tee -a log
-      chan="#$chan"
-      echo "$res"
     ;;
   esac
 done

bot.sh.bak

@@ -0,0 +1,107 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+
+[ -f functions.sh ] && source functions.sh
+[ -f bot.cfg ] && source bot.cfg
+input=".botinput"
+
+close_bot()
+{
+  echo -en ":QUIT :$quitMessage\r\n" >> "$input"
+  rm "$input"
+  exit 0
+}
+
+trap close_bot EXIT $?
+
+echo "Starting session: $(date "+[%y:%m:%d %T]")" | tee  $log 
+echo "NICK $nick" > $input 
+echo "USER $user" >> $input
+for c in ${channel[@]} ; do
+  echo "JOIN #$c" | tee -a $input
+done
+
+tail -f $input | telnet $server $port | while read res
+do
+  # log the session
+  echo "$(date "+[%y:%m:%d %T]")$res" | tee -a $log
+  # do things when you see output
+  case "$res" in
+    # respond to ping requests from the server
+    PING*)
+      echo "$res" | sed "s/I/O/" >> $input 
+    ;;
+    # for pings on nick/user
+    *"You have not"*)
+      echo "JOIN #$channel" >> $input
+    ;;
+    # run when someone joins
+    *"JOIN :#"*)
+      who=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/:(.*)\!.*@.*/\1/")
+      chan="$(echo "$res" | cut -d '#' -f2)"
+      chan="#$chan"
+      if [ "$who" = "$nick" ]; then
+       continue 
+      fi
+      echo "MODE #$channel +o $who" >> $input
+      if [ "${greet^^}" = "TRUE" ]; then
+        ./triggers/greet/greet.sh $who $chan
+      fi
+    ;;
+    # run when someone leaves
+    *"PART #"*)
+      who=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/:(.*)\!.*@.*/\1/")
+      chan="$(echo "$res" | cut -d '#' -f2)"
+      chan="#$chan"
+      if [ "$who" = "$nick" ]; then
+       continue 
+      fi
+      echo "MODE #$channel +o $who" >> $input
+      if [ "${leave^^}" = "TRUE" ]; then
+        ./triggers/bye/bye.sh $who $chan
+      fi
+    ;;
+    # run when a message is seen
+    *PRIVMSG*)
+      echo "$res"
+      who=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/:(.*)\!.*@.*/\1/")
+      from=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/.*PRIVMSG (.*[#]?([a-zA-Z]|\-)*) :.*/\1/")
+      # This looks to be the spot where triggers should be called
+      # Call link trigger if msg contains a link:
+      if [[ "$res" =~ .*http://|https://|www\..* ]]; then
+        ./triggers/link/link.sh "$who" "$from" "$res"
+      # Although this calls modules, it triggers on text other than the bot's nick
+      elif [[ "$res" =~ ^.*PRIVMSG.*:[[:punct:]].* ]]; then
+        com="${res#*:[[:punct:]]}"
+        com="${com//# /}"
+        will="${com#* }"
+        com="${com%% *}"
+      if [ -z "$(ls modules/ | grep -i -- "$com")" ] || [ -z "$com" ]; then
+        continue
+      fi
+      ./modules/${com% *}/${com% *}.sh "$who" "$from" "$will"
+      else
+      ./triggers/keywords/keywords.sh "$who" "$from" "$res"
+      fi
+      # "#" would mean it's a channel
+      if [ "$(echo "$from" | grep '#')" ]; then
+        test "$(echo "$res" | grep ":$nick:")" || continue
+        will=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/.*:$nick:(.*)/\1/")
+      else
+        will=$(echo "$res" | perl -pe "s/.*$nick :(.*)/\1/")
+        from=$who
+      fi
+      will=$(echo "$will" | perl -pe "s/^ +//")
+      com=$(echo "$will" | cut -d " " -f1)
+      if [ -z "$(ls modules/ | grep -i -- "$com")" ] || [ -z "$com" ]; then
+        ./modules/help/help.sh "$who" "$from"
+        continue
+      fi
+      ./modules/$com/$com.sh $who $from $(echo "$will" | cut -d " " -f2-99)
+    ;;
+    *)
+      chan="$(echo "$res" | cut -d '#' -f2)"
+      chan="#$chan"
+      echo "$res"
+    ;;
+  esac
+done

log

@@ -0,0 +1,153 @@
+Trying 163.172.137.39...
+Connected to irc.netwirc.tk.
+Escape character is '^]'.
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk NOTICE * :*** Looking up your hostname...
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk NOTICE * :*** Couldn't resolve your hostname; using your IP address instead
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 001 storm_bot :Welcome to the NetwIRC IRC Network storm_bot!storm_bot@137.118.216.238
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 002 storm_bot :Your host is nuclear.netwirc.tk, running version UnrealIRCd-4.0.5
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 003 storm_bot :This server was created Sat Jul 30 2016 at 18:16:53 UTC
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 004 storm_bot nuclear.netwirc.tk UnrealIRCd-4.0.5 iowrsxzdHtIRqpWGTSB lvhopsmntikraqbeIzMQNRTOVKDdGLPZSCcf
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 005 storm_bot CMDS=USERIP,STARTTLS,KNOCK,DCCALLOW,MAP UHNAMES NAMESX SAFELIST HCN MAXCHANNELS=25 CHANLIMIT=#:25 MAXLIST=b:60,e:60,I:60 MAXNICKLEN=30 NICKLEN=30 CHANNELLEN=32 TOPICLEN=307 KICKLEN=307 :are supported by this server
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 005 storm_bot AWAYLEN=307 MAXTARGETS=20 WALLCHOPS WATCH=128 WATCHOPTS=A SILENCE=15 MODES=12 CHANTYPES=# PREFIX=(qaohv)~&@%+ CHANMODES=beI,kLf,l,psmntirzMQNRTOVKDdGPZSCc NETWORK=NetwIRC CASEMAPPING=ascii EXTBAN=~,SOcaRrnqj :are supported by this server
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 005 storm_bot ELIST=MNUCT STATUSMSG=~&@%+ EXCEPTS INVEX :are supported by this server
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 396 storm_bot 6A229115.A61C7C6C.37E689BC.IP :is now your displayed host
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 251 storm_bot :There are 1 users and 33 invisible on 4 servers
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 252 storm_bot 9 :operator(s) online
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 254 storm_bot 9 :channels formed
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 255 storm_bot :I have 17 clients and 3 servers
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 265 storm_bot 17 21 :Current local users 17, max 21
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 266 storm_bot 34 40 :Current global users 34, max 40
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 422 storm_bot :MOTD File is missing
+:storm_bot MODE storm_bot :+iwx
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 332 storm_bot #a11y :Welcome to #a11y, because we are more than this!
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 333 storm_bot #a11y Jeremiah 1472770664
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 353 storm_bot = #a11y :storm_bot xogium xogium_ mariachiac @chrys @storm_dragon Tsadoq lilmike @PrinceKyle Virgo Mysterytrain &data
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 366 storm_bot #a11y :End of /NAMES list.
+Trying 71.69.198.142...
+Connected to irc.netwirc.tk.
+Escape character is '^]'.
+:ender.netwirc.tk NOTICE * :*** Looking up your hostname...
+:ender.netwirc.tk NOTICE * :*** Couldn't resolve your hostname; using your IP address instead
+:ender.netwirc.tk 001 storm_bot :Welcome to the NetwIRC IRC Network storm_bot!storm_bot@137.118.216.238
+:ender.netwirc.tk 002 storm_bot :Your host is ender.netwirc.tk, running version UnrealIRCd-4.0.3.1
+:ender.netwirc.tk 003 storm_bot :This server was created Thu Jun 2 2016 at 01:57:02 UTC
+:ender.netwirc.tk 004 storm_bot ender.netwirc.tk UnrealIRCd-4.0.3.1 iowrsxzdHtIRqpWGTSB lvhopsmntikraqbeIzMQNRTOVKDdGLPZSCcf
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+:ender.netwirc.tk 005 storm_bot STATUSMSG=~&@%+ EXCEPTS INVEX CMDS=USERIP,STARTTLS,KNOCK,DCCALLOW,MAP :are supported by this server
+:ender.netwirc.tk 396 storm_bot 6A229115.A61C7C6C.37E689BC.IP :is now your displayed host
+:ender.netwirc.tk 251 storm_bot :There are 1 users and 33 invisible on 4 servers
+:ender.netwirc.tk 252 storm_bot 9 :operator(s) online
+:ender.netwirc.tk 254 storm_bot 9 :channels formed
+:ender.netwirc.tk 255 storm_bot :I have 7 clients and 1 servers
+:ender.netwirc.tk 265 storm_bot 7 13 :Current local users 7, max 13
+:ender.netwirc.tk 266 storm_bot 34 40 :Current global users 34, max 40
+:ender.netwirc.tk 422 storm_bot :MOTD File is missing
+:storm_bot MODE storm_bot :+iwx
+:ender.netwirc.tk 332 storm_bot #a11y :Welcome to #a11y, because we are more than this!
+:ender.netwirc.tk 333 storm_bot #a11y Jeremiah 1472770664
+:ender.netwirc.tk 353 storm_bot = #a11y :storm_bot xogium xogium_ mariachiac @chrys @storm_dragon Tsadoq lilmike @PrinceKyle Virgo Mysterytrain &data
+:ender.netwirc.tk 366 storm_bot #a11y :End of /NAMES list.
+Trying 163.172.137.39...
+Connected to irc.netwirc.tk.
+Escape character is '^]'.
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk NOTICE * :*** Looking up your hostname...
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk NOTICE * :*** Couldn't resolve your hostname; using your IP address instead
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 001 storm_bot :Welcome to the NetwIRC IRC Network storm_bot!storm_bot@137.118.216.238
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 002 storm_bot :Your host is nuclear.netwirc.tk, running version UnrealIRCd-4.0.5
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 003 storm_bot :This server was created Sat Jul 30 2016 at 18:16:53 UTC
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 004 storm_bot nuclear.netwirc.tk UnrealIRCd-4.0.5 iowrsxzdHtIRqpWGTSB lvhopsmntikraqbeIzMQNRTOVKDdGLPZSCcf
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 005 storm_bot CMDS=USERIP,STARTTLS,KNOCK,DCCALLOW,MAP UHNAMES NAMESX SAFELIST HCN MAXCHANNELS=25 CHANLIMIT=#:25 MAXLIST=b:60,e:60,I:60 MAXNICKLEN=30 NICKLEN=30 CHANNELLEN=32 TOPICLEN=307 KICKLEN=307 :are supported by this server
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 005 storm_bot AWAYLEN=307 MAXTARGETS=20 WALLCHOPS WATCH=128 WATCHOPTS=A SILENCE=15 MODES=12 CHANTYPES=# PREFIX=(qaohv)~&@%+ CHANMODES=beI,kLf,l,psmntirzMQNRTOVKDdGPZSCc NETWORK=NetwIRC CASEMAPPING=ascii EXTBAN=~,SOcaRrnqj :are supported by this server
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 005 storm_bot ELIST=MNUCT STATUSMSG=~&@%+ EXCEPTS INVEX :are supported by this server
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 396 storm_bot 6A229115.A61C7C6C.37E689BC.IP :is now your displayed host
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 251 storm_bot :There are 1 users and 32 invisible on 4 servers
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 252 storm_bot 9 :operator(s) online
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 254 storm_bot 9 :channels formed
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 255 storm_bot :I have 16 clients and 3 servers
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 265 storm_bot 16 21 :Current local users 16, max 21
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 266 storm_bot 33 40 :Current global users 33, max 40
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 422 storm_bot :MOTD File is missing
+:storm_bot MODE storm_bot :+iwx
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 332 storm_bot #a11y :Welcome to #a11y, because we are more than this!
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 333 storm_bot #a11y Jeremiah 1472770664
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 353 storm_bot = #a11y :storm_bot xogium xogium_ mariachiac @chrys @storm_dragon Tsadoq lilmike @PrinceKyle Virgo Mysterytrain &data
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 366 storm_bot #a11y :End of /NAMES list.
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 482 storm_bot #a11y :You're not channel operator
+:data!commander@netwirc.tk MODE #a11y +qo Jeremiah Jeremiah
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 482 storm_bot #a11y :You're not channel operator
+Trying 71.69.198.142...
+Connected to irc.netwirc.tk.
+Escape character is '^]'.
+:ender.netwirc.tk NOTICE * :*** Looking up your hostname...
+:ender.netwirc.tk NOTICE * :*** Couldn't resolve your hostname; using your IP address instead
+:ender.netwirc.tk 001 storm_bot :Welcome to the NetwIRC IRC Network storm_bot!storm_bot@137.118.216.238
+:ender.netwirc.tk 002 storm_bot :Your host is ender.netwirc.tk, running version UnrealIRCd-4.0.3.1
+:ender.netwirc.tk 003 storm_bot :This server was created Thu Jun 2 2016 at 01:57:02 UTC
+:ender.netwirc.tk 004 storm_bot ender.netwirc.tk UnrealIRCd-4.0.3.1 iowrsxzdHtIRqpWGTSB lvhopsmntikraqbeIzMQNRTOVKDdGLPZSCcf
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+:ender.netwirc.tk 396 storm_bot 6A229115.A61C7C6C.37E689BC.IP :is now your displayed host
+:ender.netwirc.tk 251 storm_bot :There are 1 users and 34 invisible on 4 servers
+:ender.netwirc.tk 252 storm_bot 10 :operator(s) online
+:ender.netwirc.tk 254 storm_bot 9 :channels formed
+:ender.netwirc.tk 255 storm_bot :I have 8 clients and 1 servers
+:ender.netwirc.tk 265 storm_bot 8 13 :Current local users 8, max 13
+:ender.netwirc.tk 266 storm_bot 35 40 :Current global users 35, max 40
+:ender.netwirc.tk 422 storm_bot :MOTD File is missing
+:storm_bot MODE storm_bot :+iwx
+:ender.netwirc.tk 332 storm_bot #a11y :Welcome to #a11y, because we are more than this!
+:ender.netwirc.tk 333 storm_bot #a11y Jeremiah 1472770664
+:ender.netwirc.tk 353 storm_bot = #a11y :storm_bot ~Jeremiah Annalyn xogium xogium_ mariachiac @chrys @storm_dragon Tsadoq lilmike @PrinceKyle Virgo Mysterytrain &data
+:ender.netwirc.tk 366 storm_bot #a11y :End of /NAMES list.
+Trying 163.172.137.39...
+Connected to irc.netwirc.tk.
+Escape character is '^]'.
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk NOTICE * :*** Looking up your hostname...
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk NOTICE * :*** Couldn't resolve your hostname; using your IP address instead
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 001 storm_bot :Welcome to the NetwIRC IRC Network storm_bot!storm_bot@137.118.216.238
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 002 storm_bot :Your host is nuclear.netwirc.tk, running version UnrealIRCd-4.0.5
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 003 storm_bot :This server was created Sat Jul 30 2016 at 18:16:53 UTC
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 004 storm_bot nuclear.netwirc.tk UnrealIRCd-4.0.5 iowrsxzdHtIRqpWGTSB lvhopsmntikraqbeIzMQNRTOVKDdGLPZSCcf
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 005 storm_bot CMDS=USERIP,STARTTLS,KNOCK,DCCALLOW,MAP UHNAMES NAMESX SAFELIST HCN MAXCHANNELS=25 CHANLIMIT=#:25 MAXLIST=b:60,e:60,I:60 MAXNICKLEN=30 NICKLEN=30 CHANNELLEN=32 TOPICLEN=307 KICKLEN=307 :are supported by this server
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+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 005 storm_bot ELIST=MNUCT STATUSMSG=~&@%+ EXCEPTS INVEX :are supported by this server
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 396 storm_bot 6A229115.A61C7C6C.37E689BC.IP :is now your displayed host
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 251 storm_bot :There are 1 users and 34 invisible on 4 servers
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 252 storm_bot 10 :operator(s) online
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 254 storm_bot 9 :channels formed
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 255 storm_bot :I have 17 clients and 3 servers
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 265 storm_bot 17 21 :Current local users 17, max 21
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 266 storm_bot 35 40 :Current global users 35, max 40
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 422 storm_bot :MOTD File is missing
+:storm_bot MODE storm_bot :+iwx
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 332 storm_bot #a11y :Welcome to #a11y, because we are more than this!
+:nuclear.netwirc.tk 333 storm_bot #a11y Jeremiah 1472770664
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+Trying 71.69.198.142...
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+:ender.netwirc.tk 332 storm_bot #a11y :Welcome to #a11y, because we are more than this!
+:ender.netwirc.tk 333 storm_bot #a11y Jeremiah 1472770664
+:ender.netwirc.tk 353 storm_bot = #a11y :storm_bot ~Jeremiah Annalyn xogium xogium_ mariachiac @chrys @storm_dragon Tsadoq lilmike @PrinceKyle Virgo Mysterytrain &data
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triggers/keywords/keywords.sh

@@ -10,9 +10,10 @@ shift
 # the variable $who contains the nick that caused the trigger.
 declare -A keywords
 keywords[linux]="msg \"$chan\" \"awesome!\""
-keywords[chicken]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, I'm gonna grab me $(shuf -n1 -e "a case of beer" "a weed eater" "a 5 gallon jug of vaseline") and a $(shuf -n1 -e dead frozen live young) chicken, and have fun ALL NIGHT LONG!!!\""
+keywords[chicken]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, I'm gonna grab me $(shuf -n1 -e "a case of beer" "a weed eater" "a 5 gallon jug of vaseline") and a $(shuf -n1 -e dead frozen live young) chicken, and $(shuf -n1 -e "have fun" "make chicks" "lay it like an egg") ALL NIGHT LONG!!!\""
+keywords[dragonforce]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who: I love DragonForce!!!\""
 
-wordList="$(echo "$@" | tr '[:space:]' $'\n' | sort -u)"
+wordList="$(echo "${@,,}" | tr '[:space:]' $'\n' | sort -u)"
 for w in ${wordList//[[:punct:]]/} ; do
 if [[ -n "${keywords[${w,,}]}" ]]; then
 eval ${keywords[${w,,}]}