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Storm Dragon
2025-10-24 21:35:41 -04:00
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@@ -24,28 +24,7 @@ keywords[windows]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e\
"Windows - Just another pain in the glass."\
"Windows, it's not pretty, it's not ugly, but it's pretty ugly.")!\""
keywords[emacs]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use vim!\""
keywords[eloquence]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
"anticaesure" \
"caesure" \
"Goodhesville" \
"hh've" \
"Hoobhestank" \
"tzsche" \
"uncosp" \
"webhesday" \
"wedhesday")\""
keywords[eloquents]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
"anticaesure" \
"caesure" \
"hh've" \
"tzsche" \
"uncosp" \
"webhesday" \
"wedhesday")\""
keywords[jaws]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
"${who}: watch out for sharks!"\
"Ooooo! Jaws! Yeah, let's spend 1,500 bucks to buy what NVDA can do for free... Not much of an accountant are you ${who}?")\""
keywords[jfw]="msg \"$chan\" JFW: Acronym that means: Jaws! FUCKING WORTHLESS!"
keywords[jaws]="msg \"$chan\" \"${who}: watch out for sharks!\""
keywords[emacspeak]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use vim!\""
keywords[nano]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use vim!\""
keywords[pidgin]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use irssi!\""
@@ -53,9 +32,6 @@ keywords[weechat]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use irssi!\""
keywords[thunderbird]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real dogs use mutt, real men of genius use cat on a mailbox file!\""
keywords[gedit]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use vim!\""
keywords[pluma]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use vim!\""
keywords[chicken]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, I'm gonna grab me $(shuf -n1 -e "a case of beer" "a weed eater" "a 5 gallon jug of vaseline" "a can of wd40") and a $(shuf -n1 -e dead frozen live young baby) chicken, and $(shuf -n1 -e "have fun" "make chicks" "lay it like an egg" "put my beak where it don't belong") ALL NIGHT LONG!!!\""
keywords[feather]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who: Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken!!!\""
keywords[feathers]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who: Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken!!!\""
keywords[dragonforce]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who: I love DragonForce!!!\""
keywords[vim]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
"Praise vim! HA"\
@@ -76,9 +52,5 @@ done
# Reset wordList without sorting it and with spaces removed.
wordList="$(echo "${@,,}" | tr -d '[:space:]')"
if [[ "${wordList,,}" =~ .*nowplaying:.* ]]; then
if [ "$who" = "lilmike" ]; then
msg "$chan" "Ewww, it sounds like 2 robots making out!"
else
act "$chan" "$(shuf -n1 -e "cranks the volume up to 11" "got soooo high at that show" "boogies down to the sound of the band")!"
fi
fi