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Gentle reminders that people who buy JFW should be using something else.

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Storm Dragon 2017-05-15 20:01:14 -04:00
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triggers/keywords/keywords.sh
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@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
[ -f functions.sh ] && source functions.sh
who="$1"
who="${1%!*}"
who="${who//:}"
shift
chan="$1"
shift
@ -38,8 +39,15 @@ keywords[eloquents]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
"uncosp" \
"webhesday" \
"wedhesday")\""
keywords[jaws]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
"${who}: watch out for sharks!"\
"Ooooo! Jaws! Yeah, let's spend 1,500 bucks to buy what NVDA can do for free... Not much of an accountant are you ${who}?")\""
keywords[jfw]="msg \"$chan\" JFW: Recursive acronym: meaning Jaws! FUCKING WORTHLESS!"
keywords[emacspeak]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
keywords[nano]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
keywords[pidgin]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use irssi!\""
keywords[weechat]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use irssi!\""
keywords[thunderbird]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use mutt!\""
keywords[gedit]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
keywords[pluma]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
keywords[sbl]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \