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"Dogs have things figured out. If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it and walk away." "Dogs have things figured out. If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it and walk away."
'Never sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweatty stuff.' 'Never sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweatty stuff.'
'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?' 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?'
"It is better to be pissed off than pissed on."
"It's called diet because all the other four letter words were taken." "It's called diet because all the other four letter words were taken."
'Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.' 'Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.'
'Friends are like butt cheeks, when shit separates them they always come back together.' 'Friends are like butt cheeks, when shit separates them they always come back together.'