Let's make it just a tiny bit more demented lol.

triggers/keywords/keywords.sh

@@ -54,6 +54,7 @@ keywords[sbl]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
     "Oh yeah! Let's all use SBL, a CLI reader that doesn't compile or work! That's a great  idea! Or, here's an idea... USE FENRIR DUMB ASS!"\
     "SBL, a great idea. Now here's another great idea: Skip buying a Braille display, just contract herpes, jam a usb chord up your ass, and see if the breakout patterns match what's on screen!")\""
 keywords[chicken]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, I'm gonna grab me $(shuf -n1 -e "a case of beer" "a weed eater" "a 5 gallon jug of vaseline" "a can of wd40") and a $(shuf -n1 -e dead frozen live young baby) chicken, and $(shuf -n1 -e "have fun" "make chicks" "lay it like an egg" "put my beak where it don't belong") ALL NIGHT LONG!!!\""
+keywords[feather]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who: Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken!!!\""
 keywords[dragonforce]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who: I love DragonForce!!!\""
 keywords[vim]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
     "Praise vim! HA"\
@@ -74,5 +75,9 @@ done
 # Reset wordList without sorting it and with spaces removed.
 wordList="$(echo "${@,,}" | tr -d '[:space:]')"
 if [[ "$wordList" =~ .*nowplaying:.*-.* ]]; then
+if [ "$who" = "lilmike" ]; then
+msg "$chan" "Ewww, it sounds like 2 robots making out!"
+else
 act "$chan" "$(shuf -n1 -e "cranks the volume up to 11" "got soooo high at that show" "boogies down to the sound of the band")!"
 fi
+fi