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9 lines
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[ -f functions.sh ] && source functions.sh
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advice=(
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'If love hurts, move slightly to the left.'
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'Never sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweatty stuff.'
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"There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't"
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"Never judge a man 'til you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he turns out to be an ass hole you have his shoes and are a mile away.")
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msg "$2" "$1: $(shuf -n1 -e "${advice[@]}")"
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