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It's time to spank the monkey!
You will hear a monkey in the left speaker, centered in both speakers, or in the right speaker.
Use the arrow keys to spank the monkey.
Left arrow for left speaker, down or up arrow for centered in both speakers, or right for the right speaker.
Don't take too long, monkeys don't like to wait for their spankings.
Along the way there will be distracting encouragements, so listen carefully.
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If ButtHead insults you, don't forget to kick him in the nads! Press space to kick him.
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You have to be quick though, or he'll get away.