# Keywords Configuration
# Format: keyword|action|percentage (percentage is optional, defaults to 100%)
# Available variables: $chan (channel), $who (user nickname)
# Use {random:option1|option2|option3} for random selection in messages
#
# Examples:
# word|msg "$chan" "Hello there!"|50%
# test|act "$chan" "does something cool"

linux|msg "$chan" "Linux is {random:awesome|God|great|lovely|fantastic|amazing|wonderful}!"|25%
windows|msg "$chan" "{random:Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with Windows!|Apple got all pissed off because I farted in their store. It's not my falt they don't have Windows...|Windows is dumb!|Did you know that Micro Soft is Linda's pet name for Bill Gates?|A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without the mustard.|Windows is stupid|In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?|Windows, plug and pray.|Windows - Just another pain in the glass.|Windows, it's not pretty, it's not ugly, but it's pretty ugly.}!"|25%
emacs|msg "$chan" "$who, Real men of genius use vim!"|50%
jaws|msg "$chan" "${who}: watch out for sharks!"
emacspeak|msg "$chan" "$who, Real men of genius use vim!"
nano|msg "$chan" "$who, Real men of genius use vim!"
pidgin|msg "$chan" "$who, Real men of genius use irssi!"
weechat|msg "$chan" "$who, Real men of genius use irssi!"
thunderbird|msg "$chan" "$who, Real dogs use mutt, real men of genius use cat on a mailbox file!"
gedit|msg "$chan" "$who, Real men of genius use vim!"
pluma|msg "$chan" "$who, Real men of genius use vim!"
dragonforce|msg "$chan" "$who: I love DragonForce!!!"
vim|msg "$chan" "{random:Praise vim! HA|In times of trouble, just ask yourself, 'What would Bram Moolenaar do?'.|Vim is like a Ferrari, if you're a beginner, it handles like a bitch, but once you get the hang of it, it's small, powerful and FAST!|VIM is like a new model Ferrari, and sounds like one too - 'VIIIIIIMMM!'|Only through vim can you be saved! HA}"

# Multi-word triggers (match anywhere in message, spaces removed)
# Format: ~phrase|action|percentage
~nowplaying:|act "$chan" "{random:cranks the volume up to 11|got soooo high at that show|boogies down to the sound of the band}!"