[ -f functions.sh ] && source functions.sh

shift
chan="$1"
shift

pimp() {
    echo -n "$*" | sed \
        -r -e "s/(^| )ask( |\?|\.|!)/\1aks\2/gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )A /\1Uh $(shuf -e -n1 "god damn" "motha fuckin'") /gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )I /\1Ah /gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )is /\1be /gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )are /\1is /gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )(boy|dude|friend|guy|man)( |\?|\.|!)/\1$(shuf -n1 -e "bruh" "bruh-man" "brutha")\3/gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )for( |\?|\.|!)/\1fuh\2/gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )(appartment|house)( |\?|\.|!)/\1crib\3/gI" \
        -e "s/(\w)ing( |\?|\.|!)/\1in'\2/gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )my /\1mah /gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )people /\1people /gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )that( |\?|\.|!)/\1dat\2/gI" \
        -e "s/(^| )this( |\?|\.|!)/\1dis\2/gI"

echo " $(shuf -n1 -e \
    "Brace yourself foo'!" \
    "What 'chew thinking Gee!" \
    "and shit!" \
    "sho 'nuff! ya'eard!?" \
    "nd git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah!" \
)"
}

msg "$chan" "$(pimp "$*")"