From fdbb4405d8046c072c908474a70789d8143dd672 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Storm Dragon Date: Tue, 4 Apr 2017 14:30:00 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] More advice added. --- modules/advice/advice.sh | 2 ++ 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+) diff --git a/modules/advice/advice.sh b/modules/advice/advice.sh index dc36a94..06f0001 100755 --- a/modules/advice/advice.sh +++ b/modules/advice/advice.sh @@ -5,6 +5,8 @@ advice=( 'When in doubt, mumble.' "Some people are like clouds, when they disappear it's a beautiful day." 'If love hurts, it may be the wrong hole.' +'He who smelt it delbt it.' +'It is better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it.' 'If your girlfriend or spouce starts smoking, slow down a bit, and try a lubricant.' "Dogs have things figured out. If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it and walk away." 'Never sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweatty stuff.'