diff --git a/modules/redneck/redneck.sh b/modules/redneck/redneck.sh index b259f2b..058e382 100755 --- a/modules/redneck/redneck.sh +++ b/modules/redneck/redneck.sh @@ -12,15 +12,22 @@ redneck() { -e "s/(^| )think( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1thank\2/gI" \ -e "s/(^| )A /\1Uh /gI" \ -e "s/(.*)i([^a|^e|^ll|^on|s].*)/\1ah\2/gI" \ - -e "s/(^| )(boy|dude|fellow|guy|man)( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1feller\3/gI" \ + -e "s/(^| )(boy|dude|fellow|guy|man)([?s])( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1feller\3\4/gI" \ -e "s/(^| )for( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1fer\2/gI" \ + -e "s/(^| )men( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1fellers\2/gI" \ + -e "s/(^| )get( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1git\2/gI" \ -e "s/(^| )(appartment|cottage|house)( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1shack\3/gI" \ + -e "s/(^| )(god damn|goddam)( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1gol-durn\3/gI" \ + -e "s/(^| )(is not|isn't|are not|aren't|will not)( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1ain't\3/gI" \ + -e "s/(^| )(cannot|can't)( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1cain't\3/gI" \ -e "s/(\w)ing( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1in'\2/gI" \ -e "s/(\w)(i|ah)ght( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1aht'\3/gI" \ -e "s/(^| )my /\1mah /gI" \ -e "s/(^| )people( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1folks\2/gI" \ -e "s/(^| )that( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1'at thar'\2/gI" \ -e "s/(^| )this( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1'is here\2/gI" \ + -e "s/(^| )aht( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1it\2/gI" \ + -e "s/(^| )(ahf|if)( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1iffen\3/gI" \ -e "s/^[Yy]ou( |,|\.|\?\!|$)/Y'all\1/g" echo " $(shuf -n1 -e \