From cc89420731f873f6355ae921d416cf2edd7e7a8e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Storm Dragon <stormdragon2976@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 2020 17:33:08 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] Initial commit of the redneck translator. Not finished by any
 means, but a good start.

---
 modules/redneck/redneck.sh | 34 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 34 insertions(+)
 create mode 100755 modules/redneck/redneck.sh

diff --git a/modules/redneck/redneck.sh b/modules/redneck/redneck.sh
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..b259f2b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/redneck/redneck.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+[ -f functions.sh ] && source functions.sh
+
+shift
+chan="$1"
+shift
+
+redneck() {
+    echo -n "$*" | sed \
+        -r -e "s/ass/ice/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )finger( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1fanger\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )thing( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1thang\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )think( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1thank\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )A /\1Uh /gI" \
+        -e "s/(.*)i([^a|^e|^ll|^on|s].*)/\1ah\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )(boy|dude|fellow|guy|man)( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1feller\3/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )for( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1fer\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )(appartment|cottage|house)( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1shack\3/gI" \
+        -e "s/(\w)ing( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1in'\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(\w)(i|ah)ght( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1aht'\3/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )my /\1mah /gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )people( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1folks\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )that( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1'at thar'\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )this( |,|\?|\.|!)/\1'is here\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/^[Yy]ou( |,|\.|\?\!|$)/Y'all\1/g"
+
+echo " $(shuf -n1 -e \
+    "Hold Mah beer." \
+    "You're darn tootn" \
+    "Y'all come back now, y'hear?" \
+    "Yyyyyyeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaawwwwww!" \
+)"
+}
+
+msg "$chan" "$(redneck "$*")"