From c5ee416be90e90c924931b667685988ec2cc806a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Storm Dragon Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2017 21:33:56 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Added some trolling for Windows lol. --- triggers/keywords/keywords.sh | 1 + 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+) diff --git a/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh b/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh index e8c1643..07e6569 100755 --- a/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh +++ b/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh @@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ shift # the variable $who contains the nick that caused the trigger. declare -A keywords keywords[linux]="msg \"$chan\" \"Linux is $(shuf -n1 -e awesome God great lovely fantastic amazing wonderful)!\"" +keywords[windows]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e "Apple got all pissed off because I farted in their store. It's not my falt they don't have Windows..." "Windows is dumb!" "Did you know that Micro Soft is Linda's pet name for Bill Gates?" "A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without the mustard." "Windows is stupid")!\"" keywords[chicken]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, I'm gonna grab me $(shuf -n1 -e "a case of beer" "a weed eater" "a 5 gallon jug of vaseline" "a can of wd40") and a $(shuf -n1 -e dead frozen live young) chicken, and $(shuf -n1 -e "have fun" "make chicks"