diff --git a/modules/advice/advice.sh b/modules/advice/advice.sh
index 91cf656..165a418 100755
--- a/modules/advice/advice.sh
+++ b/modules/advice/advice.sh
@@ -6,7 +6,6 @@ advice=(
 'When in doubt, mumble.'
 "Some people are like clouds, when they disappear it's a beautiful day."
 "Proof that light travels faster than sound? Some people appear bright until they speak."
-'If love hurts, it may be the wrong hole.'
 'He who smelt it delbt it.'
 'It is better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it.'
 'If your girlfriend or spouse starts smoking, slow down a bit, and try a lubricant.'
@@ -19,5 +18,11 @@ advice=(
 'Friends are like butt cheeks, when shit separates them they always come back together.'
 "There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't"
 "There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't"
+"Build a man a fire and he will stay warm for a little while. Set a man on fire and he will stay warm for the rest of his life!"
+"When decorating for Halloween, remember that plastic skeletons are bad for the environment; I recommend locally sourced all natural skeletons."
+"Alcohol doesn’t solve problems, but then again, neither does milk."
+"Always give 100 percent unless you’re donating blood."
+"Sometimes when one door closes, you realize you were never meant to leave the basement."
+"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
 "Never judge a man 'til you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he turns out to be an ass hole you have his shoes and are a mile away.")
 msg "$2" "$1: $(shuf -n1 -e "${advice[@]}")"