diff --git a/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh b/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh
index 4909838..267d4f9 100755
--- a/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh
+++ b/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh
@@ -26,7 +26,9 @@ keywords[emacs]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
 keywords[eloquence]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
     "anticaesure" \
     "caesure" \
+    "Goodhesville" \
     "hh've" \
+    "Hoobhestank" \
     "tzsche" \
     "uncosp" \
     "webhesday" \