diff --git a/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh b/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh
index 267d4f9..93a2b26 100755
--- a/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh
+++ b/triggers/keywords/keywords.sh
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@ keywords[windows]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e\
     "Windows, plug and pray."\
     "Windows - Just another pain in the glass."\
     "Windows, it's not pretty, it's not ugly, but it's pretty ugly.")!\""
-keywords[emacs]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
+keywords[emacs]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use vim!\""
 keywords[eloquence]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
     "anticaesure" \
     "caesure" \
@@ -45,13 +45,13 @@ keywords[jaws]="msg \"$chan\" \"$(shuf -n1 -e \
     "${who}: watch out for sharks!"\
     "Ooooo! Jaws! Yeah, let's spend 1,500 bucks to buy what NVDA can do for free... Not much of an accountant are you ${who}?")\""
 keywords[jfw]="msg \"$chan\" JFW: Acronym that means: Jaws! FUCKING WORTHLESS!"
-keywords[emacspeak]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
-keywords[nano]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
-keywords[pidgin]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use irssi!\""
-keywords[weechat]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use irssi!\""
-keywords[thunderbird]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use mutt!\""
-keywords[gedit]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
-keywords[pluma]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men use vim!\""
+keywords[emacspeak]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use vim!\""
+keywords[nano]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use vim!\""
+keywords[pidgin]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use irssi!\""
+keywords[weechat]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use irssi!\""
+keywords[thunderbird]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real dogs use mutt, real men of genius use cat on a mailbox file!\""
+keywords[gedit]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use vim!\""
+keywords[pluma]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, Real men of genius use vim!\""
 keywords[chicken]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who, I'm gonna grab me $(shuf -n1 -e "a case of beer" "a weed eater" "a 5 gallon jug of vaseline" "a can of wd40") and a $(shuf -n1 -e dead frozen live young baby) chicken, and $(shuf -n1 -e "have fun" "make chicks" "lay it like an egg" "put my beak where it don't belong") ALL NIGHT LONG!!!\""
 keywords[feather]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who: Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken!!!\""
 keywords[feathers]="msg \"$chan\" \"$who: Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken!!!\""