diff --git a/modules/fuck/fuck.sh b/modules/fuck/fuck.sh
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+[ -f functions.sh ] && source functions.sh
+
+type="$(shuf -n1 -e "off" "you" "donut" "shakespeare" "linus" "king" "chainsaw" "madison")"
+msg "$2" "$(curl -s -H "Accept: text/plain" "https://foaas.com/${type}/$3/$nick")"