From 9cdb9b4f6efd7c45899ba26d2252b54dfdf4182b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Storm Dragon <stormdragon2976@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 2020 13:48:54 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] First attempt at replacing the now offline pimp translator.
 It's not as good as the original yet though.

---
 modules/pimp/pimp.sh | 32 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 32 insertions(+)
 create mode 100755 modules/pimp/pimp.sh

diff --git a/modules/pimp/pimp.sh b/modules/pimp/pimp.sh
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..d46a1c8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/pimp/pimp.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+[ -f functions.sh ] && source functions.sh
+
+shift
+chan="$1"
+shift
+
+pimp() {
+    echo -n "$*" | sed \
+        -r -e "s/(^| )ask( |\?|\.|!)/\1aks\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )A /\1Uh $(shuf -e -n1 "god damn" "motha fuckin'") /gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )I /\1Ah /gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )is /\1be /gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )are /\1is /gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )(boy|dude|friend|guy|man)( |\?|\.|!)/\1$(shuf -n1 -e "bruh" "bruh-man" "brutha")\3/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )for( |\?|\.|!)/\1fuh\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )(appartment|house)( |\?|\.|!)/\1crib\3/gI" \
+        -e "s/(\w)ing( |\?|\.|!)/\1in'\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )my /\1mah /gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )people /\1people /gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )that( |\?|\.|!)/\1dat\2/gI" \
+        -e "s/(^| )this( |\?|\.|!)/\1dis\2/gI"
+
+echo " $(shuf -n1 -e \
+    "Brace yourself foo'!" \
+    "What 'chew thinking Gee!" \
+    "and shit!" \
+    "sho 'nuff! ya'eard!?" \
+    "nd git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah!" \
+)"
+}
+
+msg "$chan" "$(pimp "$*")"