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 advice=(
 'If love hurts, move slightly to the left.'
+"Keep smiling. It confuses the autopsy report."
 'When in doubt, mumble.'
 "Some people are like clouds, when they disappear it's a beautiful day."
 "Proof that light travels faster than sound? Some people appear bright until they speak."