From 0edefe6ca48f935887b229019569c9ad78b85114 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Storm Dragon Date: Tue, 4 Apr 2017 11:38:11 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Advice module added. --- modules/advice/advice.sh | 8 ++++++++ 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+) create mode 100755 modules/advice/advice.sh diff --git a/modules/advice/advice.sh b/modules/advice/advice.sh new file mode 100755 index 0000000..e9f1285 --- /dev/null +++ b/modules/advice/advice.sh @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +[ -f functions.sh ] && source functions.sh + +advice=( +'If love hurts, move slightly to the left.' +'Never sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweatty stuff.' +"There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't" +"Never judge a man 'til you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he turns out to be an ass hole you have his shoes and are a mile away.") +msg "$2" "$1: $(shuf -n1 -e "${advice[@]}")"