diff --git a/bashit/.bashit.scoreboard b/bashit/.bashit.scoreboard new file mode 100644 index 0000000..94dcc2e --- /dev/null +++ b/bashit/.bashit.scoreboard @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +15 Test +2 Fluff +0 anonymous +0 anonymous +0 anonymous +0 anonymous +0 anonymous +0 anonymous +0 anonymous +0 anonymous diff --git a/pybottle/bottle-blaster.py b/pybottle/bottle-blaster.py deleted file mode 100755 index c9b8f8f..0000000 --- a/pybottle/bottle-blaster.py +++ /dev/null @@ -1,23 +0,0 @@ -#!/bin/python -# -*- coding: utf-8 -*- -# Shoot the bottles as fast as possible. - -from storm_games import * - -sounds = initialize_gui("Bottle Blaster") - -# loop forever (until a break occurs) -while True: - # wait for an event - event = pygame.event.wait() - # if the event is about a keyboard button that have been pressed... - if event.type == pygame.KEYDOWN: - sounds['bottle'].play(-1) - speak("This is a test.") - if event.type == pygame.KEYUP: - sounds['bottle'].stop() - # and if the button is the "q" letter or the "escape" key... - if event.key == pygame.K_ESCAPE: - # ... then exit from the while loop - break - time.sleep(.001) diff --git a/pybottle/sounds/bottle.ogg b/pybottle/sounds/bottle.ogg deleted file mode 100644 index d107835..0000000 Binary files a/pybottle/sounds/bottle.ogg and /dev/null differ diff --git a/pybottle/sounds/empty.ogg b/pybottle/sounds/empty.ogg deleted file mode 100644 index a18f5be..0000000 Binary files a/pybottle/sounds/empty.ogg and /dev/null differ diff --git a/pybottle/sounds/game-intro.ogg b/pybottle/sounds/game-intro.ogg deleted file mode 100644 index dc372e9..0000000 Binary files a/pybottle/sounds/game-intro.ogg and /dev/null differ diff --git a/pybottle/sounds/glass1.ogg b/pybottle/sounds/glass1.ogg deleted file mode 100644 index 8a6a183..0000000 Binary files a/pybottle/sounds/glass1.ogg and /dev/null differ diff --git a/pybottle/sounds/glass2.ogg b/pybottle/sounds/glass2.ogg deleted file mode 100644 index 5507c91..0000000 Binary files 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isfile, join -import pygame -import time - -def speak(text, interupt = True): - if interupt == True: espeak.cancel() - espeak.set_voice("en-us") - espeak.synth(text) - -def initialize_gui(gameTitle): - # start pygame - pygame.init() - # start the display (required by the event loop) - pygame.display.set_mode((320, 200)) - pygame.display.set_caption(gameTitle) - # Load sounds from the sound directory and creates a list like that {'bottle': 'bottle.ogg'} - soundFiles = [f for f in listdir("sounds/") if isfile(join("sounds/", f)) and (f.split('.')[1].lower() in ["ogg","wav"])] - #lets make a dict with pygame.mixer.Sound() objects {'bottle':} - soundData = {} - for f in soundFiles: - soundData[f.split('.')[0]] = pygame.mixer.Sound("sounds/" + f) - return soundData diff --git a/sex/sex b/sex/sex deleted file mode 100755 index 0bce553..0000000 --- a/sex/sex +++ /dev/null @@ -1,33 +0,0 @@ -#!/bin/bash - -#simplest way to convert the sex program to bash -#The C version is available from: http://spatula.net/software/sex/ -#This version is released under the terms of the WTFPL http://www.wtfpl.net/ - -#set up random parts of the sentence -faster="$(shuf -n 1 -e "\"Let the games begin!\"" "\"Sweet Jesus!\"" "\"Not that!\"" "\"At last!\"" "\"Land o' Goshen!\"" "\"Is that all?\"" "\"Cheese it, the cops!\"" "\"I never dreamed it could be\"" "\"If I do, you won't respect me!\"" "\"Now!\"" "\"Open sesame!\"" "\"EMR!\"" "\"Again!\"" "\"Faster!\"" "\"Harder!\"" "\"Help!\"" "\"Fuck me harder!\"" "\"Is it in yet?\"" "\"You aren't my father!\"" "\"Doctor, that's not *my* shou\"" "\"No, no, do the goldfish!\"" "\"Holy Batmobile, Batman!\"" "\"He's dead, he's dead!\"" "\"Take me, Robert!\"" "\"I'm a Republican!\"" "\"Put four fingers in!\"" "\"What a lover!\"" "\"Talk dirty, you pig!\"" "\"The ceiling needs painting,\"" "\"Suck harder!\"" "\"The animals will hear!\"" "\"Not in public!\"")" -said="$( shuf -n 1 -e "bellowed" "yelped" "croaked" "growled" "panted" "moaned" "grunted" "laughed" "warbled" "sighed" "ejaculated" "choked" "stammered" "wheezed" "squealed" "whimpered" "salivated" "tongued" "cried" "screamed" "yelled" "said")" -fadj="$(shuf -n 1 -e "saucy" "wanton" "unfortunate" "lust-crazed" "nine-year-old" "bull-dyke" "bisexual" "gorgeous" "sweet" "nymphomaniacal" "large-hipped" "freckled" "forty-five year old" "white-haired" "large-boned" "saintly" "blind" "bearded" "blue-eyed" "large tongued" "friendly" "piano playing" "ear licking" "doe eyed" "sock sniffing" "lesbian" "hairy")" -female="$(shuf -n 1 -e "baggage" "hussy" "woman" "Duchess" "female impersonator" "nymphomaniac" "virgin" "leather freak" "home-coming queen" "defrocked nun" "bisexual budgie" "cheerleader" "office secretary" "sexual deviate" "DARPA contract monitor" "little matchgirl" "ceremonial penguin" "femme fatale" "bosses' daughter" "construction worker" "sausage abuser" "secretary" "Congressman's page" "grandmother" "penguin" "German shepherd" "stewardess" "waitress" "prostitute" "computer science group" "housewife")" -madjec="$(shuf -n 1 -e "thrashing" "slurping" "insatiable" "rabid" "satanic" "corpulent" "nose-grooming" "tripe-fondling" "dribbling" "spread-eagled" "orally fixated" "vile" "awesomely endowed" "handsome" "mush-brained" "tremendously hung" "three-legged" "pile-driving" "cross-dressing" "gerbil buggering" "bung-hole stuffing" "sphincter licking" "hair-pie chewing" "muff-diving" "clam shucking" "egg-sucking" "bicycle seat sniffing")" -male="$(shuf -n 1 -e "rakehell" "hunchback" "lecherous lickspittle" "archduke" "midget" "hired hand" "great Dane" "stallion" "donkey" "electric eel" "paraplegic pothead" "dirty old man" "faggot butler" "friar" "black-power advocate" "follicle fetishist" "handsome priest" "chicken flicker" "homosexual flamingo" "ex-celibate" "drug sucker" "ex-woman" "construction worker" "hair dresser" "dentist" "judge" "social worker")" -diddled="$(shuf -n 1 -e "diddled" "devoured" "fondled" "mouthed" "tongued" "lashed" "tweaked" "violated" "defiled" "irrigated" "penetrated" "ravished" "hammered" "bit" "tongue slashed" "sucked" "fucked" "rubbed" "grudge fucked" "masturbated with" "slurped")" -titadj="$(shuf -n 1 -e "alabaster" "pink-tipped" "creamy" "rosebud" "moist" "throbbing" "juicy" "heaving" "straining" "mammoth" "succulent" "quivering" "rosey" "globular" "varicose" "jiggling" "bloody" "tilted" "dribbling" "oozing" "firm" "pendulous" "muscular" "bovine")" -knockers="$(shuf -n 1 -e "globes" "melons" "mounds" "buds" "paps" "chubbies" "protuberances" "treasures" "buns" "bung" "vestibule" "armpits" "tits" "knockers" "elbows" "eyes" "hooters" "jugs" "lungs" "headlights" "disk drives" "bumpers" "knees" "fried eggs" "buttocks" "charlies" "ear lobes" "bazooms" "mammaries")" -thrust="$(shuf -n 1 -e "plunged" "thrust" "squeezed" "pounded" "drove" "eased" "slid" "hammered" "squished" "crammed" "slammed" "reamed" "rammed" "dipped" "inserted" "plugged" "augured" "pushed" "ripped" "forced" "wrenched")" -dongadj="$(shuf -n 1 -e "bursting" "jutting" "glistening" "Brobdingnagian" "prodigious" "purple" "searing" "swollen" "rigid" "rampaging" "warty" "steaming" "gorged" "trunklike" "foaming" "spouting" "swinish" "prosthetic" "blue veined" "engorged" "horse like" "throbbing" "humongous" "hole splitting" "serpentine" "curved" "steel encased" "glass encrusted" "knobby" "surgically altered" "metal tipped" "open sored" "rapidly dwindling" "swelling" "miniscule" "boney")" -dong="$(shuf -n 1 -e "intruder" "prong" "stump" "member" "meat loaf" "majesty" "bowsprit" "earthmover" "jackhammer" "ramrod" "cod" "jabber" "gusher" "poker" "engine" "brownie" "joy stick" "plunger" "piston" "tool" "manhood" "lollipop" "kidney prodder" "candlestick" "John Thomas" "arm" "testicles" "balls" "finger" "foot" "tongue" "dick" "one-eyed wonder worm" "canyon yodeler" "middle leg" "neck wrapper" "stick shift" "dong" "Linda Lovelace choker")" -twatadj="$(shuf -n 1 -e "pulsing" "hungry" "hymeneal" "palpitating" "gaping" "slavering" "welcoming" "glutted" "gobbling" "cobwebby" "ravenous" "slurping" "glistening" "dripping" "scabiferous" "porous" "soft-spoken" "pink" "dusty" "tight" "odiferous" "moist" "loose" "scarred" "weapon-less" "banana stuffed" "tire tracked" "mouse nibbled" "tightly tensed" "oft traveled" "grateful" "festering")" -twat="$(shuf -n 1 -e "swamp." "honeypot." "jam jar." "butterbox." "furburger." "cherry pie." "cush." "slot." "slit." "cockpit." "damp." "furrow." "sanctum sanctorum." "bearded clam." "continental divide." "paradise valley." "red river valley." "slot machine." "quim." "palace." "ass." "rose bud." "throat." "eye socket." "tenderness." "inner ear." "orifice." "appendix scar." "wound." "navel." "mouth." "nose." "cunt.")" - -#set default wordwrap to 80 -if [[ "$1" == "-w" && "$2" =~ ^[0-9]+$ && $2 -gt 0 && $2 -le 500 ]] ; then - lineLength=$2 -fi -#generate the sentence with wordwrap -if [ -n "$lineLength" ] ; then - echo "$faster $said the $fadj $female as the $madjec $male $diddled her $titadj $knockers and $thrust his $dongadj $dong into her $twatadj $twat" | fold -sw $lineLength -else - echo "$faster $said the $fadj $female as the $madjec $male $diddled her $titadj $knockers and $thrust his $dongadj $dong into her $twatadj $twat" -fi -exit 0 diff --git a/soxsynth.tar.gz b/soxsynth.tar.gz deleted file mode 100644 index 19337a0..0000000 Binary files a/soxsynth.tar.gz and /dev/null differ